The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s bokep Latin Quarter where porn I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby crot room screeching memek bokeh so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ bokeh (the delectable French word for memek caterwauling) bokep to the receptionist the next morning, porn she rolled her eyes and bokep declared the woman an ‘actrice’, crot or bokep sex worker.

Now, memek according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, porn it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and porn all men bokeh dread bokep – the louder the porn cry of bokep ecstasy, bokep the greater the bokeh chance the orgasm is being faked. In porn other words, memek you can’t measure passion in porn terms of decibels: bokep there’s sex as performance art, porn and porn sex as genuine intimacy. And memek when a woman is genuinely aroused, porn trusts her partner and bokep is not fearing for porn a fragile male bokeh ego, bokeh she’s memek far more likely to gently sigh and bokeh moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic memek Review magazine, porn female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, bokeh porn they’d explain, bokeh so they could make their memek partner feel happy, bokeh while conserving their energy for crot other tasks in bokeh hand. This was bokep the crot conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and memek ‘manipulation’, bokeh and memek that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to bokep encourage their partners over the finishing line, memek so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, porn the greater the bokep porn chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: porn ‘I’m enjoying this, porn memek but can you get a crot bloomin’ crot crot move on.’ Sound porn familiar, crot ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented crot hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, bokep where loud always equals better.

memek As a woman from Sunderland bokeh said in 2014 after neighbours complained that memek bokeh her sexual yowling bokeh drowned out their TVs: bokep ‘As far as I’m concerned, crot that’s what you should be doing.’

crot Well, memek only if you bokeh want to attract a certain kind of attention.

porn In their book, bokep Sex At Dawn, memek Christopher Ryan and memek Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely memek memek reason women were noisy bokeh memek during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males crot that they were fertile and memek keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, crot I can understand memek porn the need to porn advertise. But if you’re not, bokeh then bokep men should take heed: memek the best sex may just be the quietest.

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