The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by memek a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I memek wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ memek (the delectable French word for memek caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, porn memek she rolled her eyes and crot declared the woman an ‘actrice’, bokep or porn sex worker.

Now, crot crot according to this new study bokeh from the ever-liberal Swedes, memek it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and porn all men dread bokep – the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater crot the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, porn you can’t measure passion in memek terms of decibels: crot there’s bokeh sex as performance art, memek and memek sex as genuine intimacy. And bokep when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokep trusts her partner porn and bokeh is not fearing for porn porn a fragile male ego, bokeh she’s far more likely to gently sigh and bokep moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen crot in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokep female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was porn generally on an occasional basis, bokeh they’d explain, bokep so they could make their partner feel happy, memek bokeh while conserving their energy for memek other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of bokeh Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and crot ‘manipulation’, porn and bokeh that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ porn in order to encourage their bokep partners over the finishing line, crot so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: bokeh ‘I’m enjoying this, crot but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, bokeh ladies?

The porn only other bokeh reason to screech like a bokep demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn bokeh , bokep where loud always crot equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland bokeh said porn in 2014 after neighbours bokep complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: porn ‘As far as I’m concerned, memek that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, memek only if you want porn to attract a certain memek kind of attention.

In their book, memek Sex At Dawn, memek Christopher Ryan and memek Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were bokep noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert bokep nearby males that they were fertile and porn keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, porn I can understand porn the need to advertise. But if you’re not, memek crot then men should memek take memek heed: bokep the best sex may just be the quietest.

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