The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted bokep by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where bokeh I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for crot crot caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, porn she rolled her eyes and porn declared the woman an ‘actrice’, bokeh or porn sex worker.

Now, memek porn according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, porn it bokeh all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and bokep porn all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, bokep you can’t measure passion in terms of memek decibels: crot there’s sex as performance art, memek and porn sex as genuine intimacy. And crot when a woman is genuinely aroused, porn trusts her partner and crot is not fearing for bokep a fragile male ego, porn she’s far more bokep likely to bokeh gently sigh and bokeh moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, memek female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, bokeh they’d explain, crot so they could make their partner feel happy, bokeh while conserving their energy for bokeh other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and bokep ‘manipulation’, memek and porn that women were prone to what bokeh they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their memek partners over the finishing line, porn so to speak.

A bokeh new study confirms the porn louder the cry memek of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It porn was bokep like saying: bokeh ‘I’m enjoying this, crot but can you get a porn bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, memek ladies?

The porn only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes crot from porn, porn where memek loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland bokep memek said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: porn ‘As far as I’m concerned, porn that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, bokeh only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, porn Sex At Dawn, memek Christopher Ryan and memek Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was crot to alert nearby males that they were fertile and memek keen to copulate.

porn If you’re a sex worker, bokep I can understand crot the need to advertise. But if you’re not, memek then men should take heed: porn the best sex may just be the crot quietest.

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